We’ve just received word that the target of the dreaded Conficker worm is, in fact, Halo 3. The worm, which has infected as many as 20,000,000 home networks worldwide, has caused nearly every Xbox LIVE equipped Xbox 360 in South Korea to lose the ability to play Halo 3.
Theories abound about who came up with the dastardly plan have abounded since the news broke an hour ago, and the generally held belief that Gears of War icon Cliffy B is responsible has just been confirmed.
Says Cliffy B, “Suck it Bungie, I TOTALLY got you good.”
When questioned about why exactly he released the virus, Mr. B threatened the crowd with a real life version of the Lancer weapon from the Gears of War series.
Click here for important details regarding the Conficker worm.
April 5th, 2009 at 5:15 am
Got me good for a minute till i saw the date.
Tim
April 8th, 2009 at 8:08 am
that got me really freaked i thought i wouldn’t be able to play my most favorite game ever again
May 18th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
You didn’t fool me, 20 million people in south korea dont have halo 3 and the cliffy b part made me lol
May 18th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
Who Knows, there mite actually be 20 million south koreans with halo?
May 31st, 2009 at 7:59 pm
a real lancer!!! Where??!!
June 12th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Wow, i think its spreading computers, i had to restart mine the other day because when my internet is on, it says its downloading all the time…
i had rly good stuff.
June 29th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
ohhh crap thats why my Halo 3 is not working even when i got my Halo 3 resurfaced and my xbox 360 fixed
how do i get rid of this worm thing???????